The lightning thief

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher

Three old ladies knit the socks of death

Grover unexpectedly loses his pants

My mother teaches me bullfighting

I play pinochle with a horse

I become supreme lord of the bathroom

My dinner goes up in smoke

We capture a flag

I am offered a quest

I ruin a perfectly good bus

We visit the Garden Gnome Emporium

We get advice from a poodle

I plunge to my death

I become a known fugitive

God buys us cheeseburgers

We take a zebra to Vegas

We shop for water beds

Annabeth does obedience school

We find out the truth, sort of

I battle my jerk relative

I settle my tab

Prophecy comes true.

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher

Three old ladies knit the socks of death

Grover unexpectedly loses his pants

My mother teaches me bullfighting

I play pinochle with a horse

I become supreme lord of the bathroom

My dinner goes up in smoke

We capture a flag

I am offered a quest

I ruin a perfectly good bus

We visit the Garden Gnome Emporium

We get advice from a poodle

I plunge to my death

I become a known fugitive

God buys us cheeseburgers

We take a zebra to Vegas

We shop for water beds

Annabeth does obedience school

We find out the truth, sort of

I battle my jerk relative

I settle my tab

Prophecy comes true.